Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Mama Customer Service



Hello and thank you for calling Mama customer service. Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed:

For Hungry press 1

For Diaper Change press 2

For Stinky Diaper Change press 3

For Tired press 4

For Tired But I Don't Want To Sleep press 5

For Tickles press 6

For I REALLY Want To Grab Your Cell Phone press 7

For I Can't See You And I'm Freaking Out press 8

For Get Off The Computer And Play With Me! press 9

Para el servicio en español, cuelga por favor y llama a Papá.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

To return to the main menu, first take a deep breath and press your temples until they stop throbbing.